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Algorithmic Demotion (Censorship) Algorithmic Demotion (Censorship)
Posted by: blackturtleus

Video duration: 65 seconds

Part of what makes YouTube great is that people can make outrageous videos and express outrageous ideas in outrageous ways. Take that away and we might as well just watch the boobtube!
In this song/video I try to discuss some of these ideas with a sense of humor.
LYRICS: http://www.blackturt le.us/SONGS/algorith mic.html

Related: algorithmic, censorship, commentary, demotion, humorous

Kill the Cat Kill the Cat
Posted by: blackturtleus

Video duration: 143 seconds

LINK TO GAME PROTOTYPE (as mentioned in video): http://www.blackturt le.us/SONGS/killcat. html
This is a mockumentary style presentation about a FICTIONAL game that was one of the early examples of video game violence.

Related: game, mockumentary, spoof, video, violence

Sweet Lisa Sweet Lisa
Posted by: blackturtleus

Video duration: 149 seconds

IF LOADING SLOW, TRY HIGH QUALITY. (It don't make sense, but sometimes high loads more quickly than normal!)
LYRICS: http://www.blackturt le.us/SONGS/lisa.htm l
A late "collab" with Lisa. I thought I might be able to win her affection with all my wonderful mansions... you know... McCain ain't the only rich SOB with multiple mansions!!!

Related: lisa, mansion, mccain, nova, palin, spoof

Fred\ Fred's Mom is Missing and Fat! (Evil PE Instructor)
Posted by: blackturtleus

Video duration: 92 seconds

IF LOADING SLOW, TRY HIGH QUALITY. (It doesn't make any sense, but sometimes high quality works better than standard quality... go figure!)
LYRICS: http://www.blackturt le.us/SONGS/fredsmom .html
This is a video response to Fred's video about his missing mom. He describes her as being extremely over-weight. So, I thought I'd have the evil PE instructor offer a little helpful advice!!!

Related: fred, missing, mom, spoof

Candy (Evil Willie) Candy (Evil Willie)
Posted by: blackturtleus

Video duration: 94 seconds

BOOK INFO: http://www.blackturt le.us/TURTLE/willie. html
This video is a tribute to Evil Willie (a character created by themightythor1212). This character served as the inspiration for the main character of my book, also called Evil Willie.

Related: candy, charlie, chocolate, evil, factory, parody, willie

Attack of the Shoes Attack of the Shoes
Posted by: blackturtleus

Video duration: 42 seconds

It looks like reporters will be required to leave their shoes at the door for the remaining news conferences of the Bush presidency. It will be interesting to see if Obama will continue this tradition. Lots of interesting shoe videos on YouTube, BTW!!!
LYRICS: http://www.blackturt le.us/SONGS/att.html

Related: attack, bush, conference, news, shoe, spoof

NCLB NCLB
Posted by: blackturtleus

Video duration: 30 seconds

This is a video question for the CNN debate. The question is set to music and it concerns the No Child Left Behind legislation that is wreaking havoc on our public schools! Posted by Randy McGirr from Trona, CA.
MORE INFO:
http://www.blackt urtle.us

Related: 10questions, cnn, debate, nclb

Dirty Movie (City of Swine?!) Dirty Movie (City of Swine?!)
Posted by: blackturtleus

Video duration: 73 seconds

This is a response to Fred's request that his fans act out a scene from their favorite movie, television show, or play.
LYRICS: http://www.blackturt le.us/SONGS/sultry_p iggy.html

Related: favorite, fred, movie, show, spoof, television

The Palin Proposition The Palin Proposition
Posted by: blackturtleus

Video duration: 82 seconds

Many people have speculated as to why McCain selected Palin to be his running mate. I figured I might as well throw an idea out there too!
SONG LYRICS: http://www.blackturt le.us/SONGS/palin.ht ml

Related: mccain, palin, spoof, vp

BUTT SONG - RAYMAN RAVING RABBIDS TV PARTY BUTT SONG - RAYMAN RAVING RABBIDS TV PARTY
Posted by: blackturtleus

Video duration: 55 seconds

This is an entry into the RAYMAN RAVING RABBIDS TV PARTY contest. Basketball, a game you can't play with your butt!
LYRICS: http://www.blackturt le.us/SONGS/butt.htm l

Related: basketball, butt, contest, party, rabbids, raving, rayman, song, tv

Tarantula Tarantula
Posted by: blackturtleus

Video duration: 48 seconds

A tarantula I spotted while hiking near Trona in the northern Mojave desert. As usual, I wrote and performed a little song to go with the video.

Related: tarantula

Don\ Don't Swim!!!
Posted by: blackturtleus

Video duration: 118 seconds

IF LOADING SLOW, TRY HIGH QUALITY. (It doesn't make sense, but a lot of videos are loading quicker on high as opposed to standard quality!)
LYRICS:
http://www.blackt urtle.us/SONGS/dont_ swim.html
This is a video response to Fred's "Fred Goes Swimming Video" and like most of my videos it is intended to be funny! I hope Fred comes to his senses and learns that water is the enemy!

Related: fred, song, spoof, swim, swimming, water

Super Ed Super Ed
Posted by: blackturtleus

Video duration: 104 seconds

Of course I realize that I broke the contest rules and used clips from SuperEd86's videos and so I'm disqualified from the contest. But hopefully some of you will enjoy the video just the same. After viewing a ton of his videos I now appreciate the fact that SuperEd86 is a pretty funny guy!!!
LYRICS: http://www.blackturt le.us/SONGS/supered. html

Related: funny, song, spoof, supered86

Russian Cosmonaut Russian Cosmonaut
Posted by: blackturtleus

Video duration: 50 seconds

This video makes absolutely no sense and I don't know what possessed me to make it, but possessed I must have been...
More information:
http://www.blackt urtle.us/SONGS/cosmo .html

Related: cosmonaut, oddity, russian, space, spoof

Lice Cream (Evil Willie) Lice Cream (Evil Willie)
Posted by: blackturtleus

Video duration: 91 seconds

EVIL WILLIE has been published and is available at all the usual places that people purchase books online. Evil Willie is a book that is appropriate for children, but it's fun and humorous and so adults might enjoy it as a light read.
http://www.blackt urtle.us/TURTLE/will ie.html

Related: chocolate, cream, evil, factory, lice, willie

Sloppy Drunk Lisa (song) Sloppy Drunk Lisa (song)
Posted by: blackturtleus

Video duration: 58 seconds

LYRICS: http://www.blackturt le.us/SONGS/drunklis a.html
Here's another Lisa Nova clip. In this one she's drunk in the bathtub and I play a character complaining that she has drank my entire supply of beer. Nothing like a squabble in the bathroom!

Related: bathroom, beer, donovan, drunk, lisa, lisanova, nova, spoof

The Bush Legacy The Bush Legacy
Posted by: blackturtleus

Video duration: 133 seconds

The Bush presidency has been a miserable failure. He is a disgrace to this nation. He is almost without a doubt the worst president in our history.

Related: bush, impeach, legacy

9000 Penguins 9000 Penguins
Posted by: blackturtleus

Video duration: 48 seconds

That's a lot of angry penguins! Are they mad about the loss of habitat or is it something else?
LYRICS: http://www.blackturt le.us/SONGS/p9000.ht ml

Related: 9000, bill, gates, linux, oprah, penguins, spoof, winfrey